"im a woman and im not offended?!??!!"
after years of searching without success, i have found her. the one. behold: the spokesperson of the entire female population. bask in the glow of her internalised mysogyny. bask, my friends.
only tuesday and I’m already dead
I T ’ S F I N E T O B E W E I R D .
sorry I couldn’t do my homework it was too fucking cold
new favourite insults:
- absolute bagel
- useless paperclip
- first bread slice
- yellow marker that was used to colour over something dark and now colours a really distressing muddy yellowish-brown
- tangled headphone cord
- ketchup pre-cum
Eloy Morales’s Hyperrealistic Self-Portraits